I got something that'll change your life
This thing is more important than anything has ever been
Gotta believe me 'cause I'm always right
The features on it, man, I don't know where to begin
It's portable; fits it in your pocket
If you reassemble it, it becomes a rocket
Wrapped in plastic (just for you)
Wrapped in plastic (brand spanking new)
Wrapped in plastic (now in red or blue)
Wrapped in plastic (it's good for you too)
Makes all the other companies jealous 'cause they didn't think of it
Home life, road trips, and parties will never be the same
Your mom, dad, kids, cat or dog will absolutely love it
So amazing; it don't even need a name (yuh)
Fully waterproof
Durable as hell
If you call right now, we send two in the mail
And it comes...
Environmentally friendly
credits
from Introvert,
released March 15, 2019
Joe Proulx - everything
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